Is the Market Running Out of Baby Seals?

Friday’s month-end mark-up rally was rather weak, don’t you think? The elves had to struggle hard to get the S&P 500 above 1400, and couldn’t keep the Dow from turning red.

And since every trader knows about this year’s “First Day of the Month Pop” pattern, you would think at least some of them would want to get long ahead of it. Especially that we now have evidence that new retail money has been coming in.

I think a lot of traders came to the same conclusion that I have and decided to exit before the bell. If you look at a minute chart of SPY for Friday afternoon, you will see the sell-off, and then the elves coming in to save the day in a surge of volume that dwarfed the rest of the day’s action.

Jim Cramer was mystified by the action in tech stocks Friday afternoon: “Tech Should Be Dead, but It Won’t Lie Down“. I think tech is staying strong while the S&P 500 is rolling over because the retail baby seals are piling into tech. Who else would be buying tech here? What pro would buy tech ahead of the standard summer plunge in tech stocks?

Both retail investors and foreigners have a reputation for coming into our market at the top and exiting at the bottom. We know that people who fled the market at the bottom in March came back in April, and we know about the Sovereign Wealth Funds eagerly lapping up freshly-printed shares of soon-to-be-gone banks. So, that’s pretty good evidence of a top.

But I also think that the retail investors, the baby seals, are falling in number. Why? Because of the last jobs report. While it was ostensibly a “good” report, only the paid shills tout it. Not even Larry Kudlow with his idiotic economic analysis of late mentions it. That jobs report was widely ridiculed, and retail investors do indeed read Barron’s and they read Alan Abelson’s account of the BS coming out of the BLS. And I think the jig is up.

The propaganda blitz to suck in the naive investors has worked only too well producing an astounding bear-market rally that has even caused the most hard-core bears to doubt their convictions. But even retail investors will only swallow so much. I think that we are seeing the last wave of baby seals flopping around on the ice. If the clubbing looks good Monday morning, I will probably fulfill my quota, completing my 200% short position with my remaining cash.

The economy is clearly slowing and everybody knows it. No matter what the official reports say, when Americans are forced to eat Spam (sales are up 10%), and ride trains instead of airplanes like it was 1908 instead of 2008, and save their $600 tax-rebate checks so that they can heat their homes this winter, it’s not going to be easy to convince them to buy more stock.

The 20% price increases that we saw from Dow Chemical and others last week show that inflation is officially out of control, etc., etc., etc.

The wheels are coming off, and I am betting the farm that this is an astounding, and just maybe, historic shorting opportunity.

Bear Market Ends in January 2010

On November 6th 2001, Alan Greenspan lowered interest rates to 2%. A year later, the stock market bottomed.

On April 30th, 2008, Ben Bernanke lowered interest rates to 2%, but will the bear market end a year later in the summer of 2009? Maybe not.

A huge difference between 2008 and 2001 is that 2001 enjoyed a strong real estate market. That real estate market is now a smoking crater, and it has taken the banking system down with it.

As you know, the Fed’s stimulus works via the banking system. Lower interest rates mean that banks can make more loans and make more profit on those loans. However, the fact that banks are tightening credit shows that this time around, the stimulus will take longer to work.

As house prices continue to fall, banks are making fewer loans because the borrower quickly plunges into negative equity. And that’s only the consumer side. The hard truth is that banks don’t even want to lend to each other.

The all-important Libor rate is literally just a guess right now because banks don’t trust each other and refuse to make inter-bank loans for anything but very short time periods. Since Libor is based on what banks charge each other for 30-day loans, and no such loans are being made, Libor is now set by what banks guess that they would charge each other.

Why are banks reluctant to loan to each other? Because every bank knows that all other banks are a bunch of lying shitheads. We civilians might be outraged over how long it is taking for banks to write-down their losses, but the banks themselves are outraged at how badly their fellow banks have behaved. So, when Shitty Bank calls up Crappy Bank and says “How about a 30-day loan to tide me over?” Crappy Bank says: “Beat it deadbeat.”

A trillion-dollar-a-year Ponzi Scheme of bogus mortgages has collapsed and only two banks have gone under? (Countrywide and Bear Stearns). Are you kidding me? Bernanke’s stimulus will have little affect until the banking industry is worked-out and consolidated, and the sellers capitulate in the housing market.

Note: I have chosen January 2010 because 2010 sounds like such a long time away. The date could just as easily be December 2008, but way too many people are way too hopeful that this recession is already over, and I want to dis-abuse people of that notion because it will cost you money. Here is an example of way too much hope: Jim Cramer wrote this (subscription required) about a sucker’s rally in the homebuilder stocks in December 2006:

“What I don’t understand is how the “rigorous” anti-homebuilding stock folks can justify what has happened with the stocks. What is their thesis? I have a bunch of reasons the stocks are going up. But I never hear from the bears why the stocks went up. They usually give some version of how the market is stupid and overly optimistic.”

Homebuilder stocks have been chopped in half since then. And until there is some consolidation in the industry, the stocks are likely to keep falling. At the time of this writing, Cramer was once again calling for another bottom in the homebuilders – even after he had Bob Toll on his show saying that the light at the end of the tunnel was an oncoming train. Hope springs eternal, but don’t be sucked into it.

The Wall Street Journal has been doing absolutely incredible work on Libor. Go there and search on “Libor” and you will get the real story.

If the Libor stories are in the WSJ’s subscription area and you can’t get to them, go to Bloomberg and do a search there.

To read about how bankers refer to defaulting borrowers as “shitheads”, go to Tom Wolfe’s brilliant “A Man in Full” at, search on “shithead” and start reading at page 33. You will be reading an account of a bank “workout” on a real-estate developer (Charlie Croker). Of course, the irony today is that the bankers themselves are the shitheads. In this story, you can see that Citibank is clearly the shithead. Yet another reason why banks won’t loan to each other: they are busy suing each other!

Jim Cramer, Doug Kass, and Rev Shark over at are calling a bottom in financial stocks. Long financials? Starting to be a crowded trade…and a bad one at that. No workout, no bottom in financials. Sorry guys.

Dell Joins Cisco in Seeing Global Slow-Down

Dell reported good earnings today, but included this warning:

“The company is seeing conservatism in IT spending in the U.S. particularly with its global and large customers…”

Three weeks ago, Cisco’s earnings report showed deceleration in the global economy. See my original post here.

If you look at the QQQQ chart going back to the beginning of the rally in October 2002, you will see a rather large dip each summer. And those were times when the economy was strong. Now we are heading into the “Summer Tech-Stock Selling Season” with a weakening economy. In case you can’t connect the dots, I will do so for you:

Run from tech stocks! RUN!

Don’t say I never warned you…

(Note: I am short tech stocks via QID.)

Third “Fan Line” on S&P 500 Chart?

One of the ways to spot the end of a bear-market rally is to use the chart analyst’s “Three-Fan Rule”. Click on this SPY chart so that you can see it:

I have drawn three trend-lines in blue. The first two have been broken. If the third one breaks, then the bear-market rally will likely be over. The purple line I have drawn may turn out to be the neckline of a downward-slanting head-and-shoulders top. (Keep in mind that not all chart analysts draw their lines the same way.)

Today’s 0.44% rally was remarkably feeble when you consider how much money rotated out of oil and bonds today. In fact, it was less than half the historical average for such days, according to Jason Goepfert at Jason’s analysis shows that the S&P 500 should have caught a 1% rally on average.

If the speculative-bubble part of the commodity boom will now be ended by stricter regulation, where will the next bubble be? Certainly not real estate, probably not tech stocks again, but what about a Cash Bubble? We seem to already have a pretty big one going, and today’s market indicates that it probably just got a lot bigger.

Evidence of Global Slow-Down?

The DBB Base Metals ETF plunged 3.24% today on double its average volume. This thing tracks the boring metals: copper, aluminum, and zinc. If these metals fall, you could conclude that the global economy might be slowing.

Click on this chart so that you can see it:

Notice today’s high-volume “gap down and die” day as DBB plunged below my lower trendline breaking out of its triangle pattern.

This chart reminds me of the Baltic Dry Index, which may also be rolling over. It looks as if these two indicators took their initial dives around January when it became clear that the US economy was slowing down, but then mysteriously rallied back. I’m thinking that the first move was the real move, and that the bounce back was the fake move caused by hot money fleeing stocks for a new home in commodities.

And now that there is talk of stricter regulation of futures markets, the hot-money tide is going out, leaving us with evidence of a weakening global economy once again.

One day, Jim Cramer will look back on his statement that the US economy no longer matters, and he will have to “wear the Post-It” – the biggest Super-Sticky Post-It that 3M makes. Talk about dumb!