Look at this doofus trying to spin me into a typical paranoid psychotic Zero Edge conspiracy theory. Ridiculous! I am, literally, just a guy running some numbers through a spreadsheet. Sure, various things exploded in my vicinity during my recent trip to Iran, but I swear it was all coincidence!
I could have published my critique on my own blog, but it makes a bigger splash on Barry’s blog. The bigger the splash, the more people that come to my site. It’s just good business. I will also have you know that I was short the market this morning, and have recently been talking constantly about the resistance that the market would find at SPY’s TARP Gap. So, I wrote something bullish while I was short. I’m sure that the idiot commenter linked-to above can’t comprehend why anybody would do that. But I happen to be more motivated by integrity and making the best analysis over making money. That’s just the kind of guy I am, and it also happens to be one of the reasons why I am able to attract and hold a decent-sized audience of very intelligent people.
On May 4, 2009, I wrote a post titled “Super Fly” where I stated that I would no longer be reading Zero Edge. At the time, most of my readers were bearish, so I was trying to lead by example. I hope you people got the message. Did Zero Edge steer you wrong over the past year? Ha! Not only did they steer you wrong, but they steered you right over the lip of an active volcano and down into the lava! You’re just a skeleton now!
Note: “Plumber” is the traditional cover-profession of CIA agents.
Note: I did not go to Iran, and have never detonated anything larger than an M-80. That was a joke. Did you hear that Zero Edgers? A joke, damn you! I had nothing to do with this attack. Even you Zero Edgers can see that I have not blown myself up.
Note: I am not terribly eager to take on Zero Edge and its band of crazy people, because they are, like, way crazy. But as the Sheriff of Withholding Town, I have sworn duties to perform. Note to Zero Edgers: go back to doing whatever crazy BS it is that you do. But don’t let me see you ’round Withholding Town no mo’.