I’m guessing that these “security” guards are not allowed to stop crime because Seattle Metro Transit is worried about being sued by the criminals. Is that any way to conduct a civilization?

Since nobody could decide on what the first decade of this century should be called, I will make the decision: The Zips.

And to preempt another embarrassing lack of decisiveness on the part of this nation, I will also name the second decade: The Teens.

Now it’s official. Deal with it.

(Note: there will be no comments allowed on this post. Exactly which part of “official” don’t you get?)