Which is dumber? The cat or the dog?

Note: the dog survived.

Hat tip to my colleague, Larry.

This test is easy. I counted 16 passes, but completely failed it. And the cute girls didn’t throw me off either:

Hat tip to my colleague, Larry.

Just trying to predict the future of the comments…

I’m guessing that these “security” guards are not allowed to stop crime because Seattle Metro Transit is worried about being sued by the criminals. Is that any way to conduct a civilization?

Since nobody could decide on what the first decade of this century should be called, I will make the decision: The Zips.

And to preempt another embarrassing lack of decisiveness on the part of this nation, I will also name the second decade: The Teens.

Now it’s official. Deal with it.

(Note: there will be no comments allowed on this post. Exactly which part of “official” don’t you get?)